By Billy Hammond (Copyright AELS)

The county coroner is reading the police report of the body on the table in front of him.

Name: John Brown

DOB: 5/10/85

Occupation: Statistics Professor

Place of death: Body recovered from Miller’s Stream near edge of town

Date and time of death: 9/17/19 16:00

Probable cause of death: Drowning (see reference evidence). Relatives confirmed that Dr. Brown couldn’t swim.

He looks at the bagged evidence and takes out a paper map. He sees the Miller’s Stream marked on it with the note Average Depth: 11″ encircled in red.

統計学ジョーク

郡の検察医は前に置かれた遺体の警察レポートを読んでいる。

死者名:ジョン・ブラウン

生年月日:1985510

職業:統計学教授

死亡場所:町外れのミラー小川から回収

死亡日時:2019917

死亡の推定原因:溺死(証拠参照)。死者の親戚の話しによると死者は泳げなかった。

検察医は証拠袋から地図を出した。地図を見ると死者が溺れた小川に線が引かれ、「平均的深さ:27cm」も書かれて赤丸されていた。

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English books by Billy Hammond published by AELS

(AELS出版英語書籍リスト)

 

I. Majoh Gakuin and Hikari Juku – Japanese Witch Schools Trilogy

1. Majoh Gakuin & Hikari Juku – Japanese Witch Schools

2. Lost Witch (The second book)

3. Fate & Magic (The final book in the trilogy)

II. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire Trilogy

1. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire

2. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire – Returns

3. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire – Challenges (The final book in the trilogy)

III. Fantasy fiction set in Japan

1. 21st Century Ninja

2. Regressed

3. Japanese Woman

IV. Fantasy fiction set outside of Japan

1. Dimension Jumpers

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