By Billy Hammond (Copyright AELS)

A man brings his pet rabbit to the vet in a box. The vet looks at the rabbit and says, “I’m sorry to tell you this but your rabbit is dead.”

The man says, “Doc, you must be wrong! I’d like a second opinion or at least some tests.”

The doctor looks at his assistant and says, “Bring in my pet dog Bronco and while you’re at it bring in Tiger.”

The assistant leaves the room and comes back with Bronco and Tiger the cat.

The doctor puts the box on the floor and lets Bronco sniff him. The dog sniffs the rabbit and turns away.

Next he picks up Tiger and puts him next to the box. Tiger sniffs the dead rabbit and walks away.

The vet says, “Now you know he’s definitely dead. That will be $125.00, please.”

The man complains, “That’s outrageous! You didn’t do anything!”

The vet explains, $25.00 is for my initial diagnosis and the office visit. The PET scan was $50.00 and the CAT scan was $50.00.












English books by Billy Hammond published by AELS



I. Majoh Gakuin and Hikari Juku – Japanese Witch Schools Trilogy

1. Majoh Gakuin & Hikari Juku – Japanese Witch Schools

2. Lost Witch (The second book)

3. Fate & Magic (The final book in the trilogy)

II. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire Trilogy

1. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire

2. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire – Returns

3. Brindle – Scryer Extraordinaire – Challenges (The final book in the trilogy)

III. Fantasy fiction set in Japan

1. 21st Century Ninja

2. Regressed

3. Japanese Woman

IV. Fantasy fiction set outside of Japan

1. Dimension Jumpers